i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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