Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
This can only be settled by a dance off.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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