Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's blow job season.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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