We're like a lot better than the average bears
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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