Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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