I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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