shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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