How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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