I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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