Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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