problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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