Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
