go do what you do best...puke behind churches
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
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First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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