Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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