do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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