I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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