I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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