hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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