He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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