You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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