So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I need a beard to bite.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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