I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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