you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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