It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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