I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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