is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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