I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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