I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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