I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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