We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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