i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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