we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize