Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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