i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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