I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.