He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting