how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.