If i come over, it means nothing
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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