So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We are two peas in an std pod
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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