IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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