my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
True college students do jello shots in the library
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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