You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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