Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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