Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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