that's an acceptable place to lick
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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