and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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