new low.... made out with someone while peeing
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's rum buckets o'clock
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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