do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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