just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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