Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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