My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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