I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My dick has a subreddit
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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