Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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