i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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