so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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