i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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