She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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