One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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