So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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