I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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