I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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