My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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