Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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